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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN.....

..........you're not out to get me.
contributed by CaptStLucifer, bmbmbb@msn.com
..........Every word your saying makes sense!?
contributed by everyones evil, behind you
..........you can feel the force
contributed by del,
..........that what your smoking is any good!!! it might just be one of those moments.
contributed by Paulnmusic, Pompey UK
..........GW Bush won't nuke you fuckers!
contributed by Yo mama, LA
..........it's lung cancer.
contributed by ,
..........that that little sticky smudge on your gusset doesn't portend something nasty.
contributed by Nurse Crustacea Swab, STD Dept,, St Bartholomew's
..........that you're wrong about yourself - you are rather unpleasant.
contributed by Mr Nice Guy, The Nicer Part of Town
..........that people are just using you
contributed by MJS, the 3rd chunk from the sun
..........Your Funky,Sexy-Soul Will Die.......!! X
contributed by SIAN, w -sian
.......... You're Funky , Sexy , Soul, Will Die........!!! xxxx
contributed by ,
..........the monkeys arent following you home
contributed by faun, ask the monkeys
..........scarry,afroid and don't want to handle life
contributed by Jay, macgang4@msn.com
..........that ram has got a gun
contributed by dusty,
...............is that you or me that typed that?
contributed by Daft twat other half, Coventry
..........you knock your socks off suck you cock while getting fingered by a asain transexual
contributed by Will haven, the world of the free
..........heaven is full of idiots.
contributed by Theo Hooper, The Dark Soul of Hornsey, Lunchtime
..........they are not watching you
contributed by aoibhinn, akeogh02@hotmail.com
..........the man behind you will suddenly jump out and shoot you. it dousent mean that every1 is tlkin about you and callin u a bitch all the time.
contributed by Dee, digmyheartoutwithaspoon@hotmail.com
..........you can't run to the woods, dance around trees with a mushroom in your mouth.
contributed by psykhe,
..........a G a C a D and a bit of a minor middle 8 makes a great song
contributed by murphy, dog@76talbotroad.co.uk
..........they're not after you
contributed by beki smith, uk backasamango@hotmail.com
..........they're not out to get you
contributed by Sarah, Australia/snares@hotmail.com
..........they're not out to get your single noid as well.
contributed by Kolorado Kid,
..........ted got the job
contributed by ted, at the new job
..........you cant shine brightly
contributed by david, harrondavid@hotmail.com
..........that you cant have a bag of cocaine and a large ballantynes and sit up all night talking the arse of a pj
contributed by aisling, aisling@emcollins.co.uk
..........you masterbate to much
contributed by anthony, blackfrog85@Yahoo.com
..........YOUR NOT GAY
contributed by ,
..........that there isnt 30% off all fluoxetine
contributed by world pharmacy online,
..........that your television set will be accompanied with disturbing frontal facial images of...eeek!BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!
contributed by milk float of cynanide, cardgard, scunthorpeshire
..........there is chichen shit on your trowsers, and shirt, and in your hair, and on everywhere because your mates are all chicken shit and there is chicken shit in your soup and on your face and probably there is chicken shit under my eyelids
contributed by silvo, livingonluck@hotmail.com
..........that everybody that visits here is hacking my pc to look at all my porn jpegs
contributed by dusty is still fucking jane , delboy4562002@yahoo.co.uk
..........that 27 cops are gonna come around the corner and kick the livin shit out of u!
contributed by bignuts, louth,ireland
..........you have a big scaldy head on ye!
contributed by bignuts, louth,ireland
..........the feathered negroes wont tongue your balls while you sleep.
contributed by bignuts, louth,Ireland
..........that the evil monkey that lives in my room won't cut my throat in the middle of the night.
contributed by [s0d]Gorby, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........that the evil monkey that lives in my room won't cut my throat in the middle of the night.
contributed by [s0d]Gorby, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........that the evil monkey that lives in my room won't cut my throat in the middle of the night.
contributed by [s0d]Gorby, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........That all the other s0d members have a secret section on the forums where they make jokes about me and laugh about me behind my back and think I don't know it exists.
contributed by [s0d] Kubedawg, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........you can rub poop on ur chest and yell Kowabunga!
contributed by [s0d] Bams Drinks Absolut, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........you can't come out of the closet. really, I am gay.
contributed by [s0d] Houston, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........wikkid clown will hunt you down, cut your head open and skull fuck you...
contributed by [s0d] KubeDawg, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........That small furry animals are really trying to take over the world by spreading their diseases to humans (ie. monkey pox)
contributed by [s0d] Monkey Pox, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........subversa isnt bending over and licking his own balls tell he shit on his face
contributed by [s0d] YOur an idiot subversa,
..........WTF THIS SUX MY POST MESSED UP OMG WTF GAY ALL OF U SOD CAN SUCK MY BALLS UR GAY WTF BBQ
contributed by [s0d] Subversa, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........[00:12:58] Fortune Cookie: "You will soon be honoured by someone you respect" [00:13:10] Canned sucks.
contributed by [s0d] Subversa, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........your paranoia should continue while reading this
contributed by [s0d] Snowknight26, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........you can fuck yourself
contributed by tatoot, tatoot
..........Daisy had to stifle a gasp when he lowered his head and kissed her, right on her snatch. Ever so gently he spread her her legs wide, so that he could kiss her pussy all over. And lick it. And lick it up and down the crack of her ass. When he tongued her asshole, Daisy had to fight the urge to scream. Instead, she had the quietest orgasm she ever had.
contributed by [s0d] Porn king..selected passages from Easy To Get Nymphet, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........You Can eat a twinki with your penis
contributed by [s0d] Blow the man down, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........you can keep up with me...I ownz you I ownz you MUHAHAHAHHA
contributed by [s0d] One Crazy Fucking beer Drinker, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........that you suck dick 8===D O-:<
contributed by [s0d] donkey nutz, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........that your pregnant
contributed by [s0d] Silhawk, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........That your mom was on the cover of crack-whore magazine :D :D :D :D :D :D
contributed by mutha fuckin [s0d] Biddy, http://www.northestcustoms.net/board
..........you can stuff food up your ass and shit it out your mouth
contributed by [s0d] Miss Piggy, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........That someone else isn't posting under your name.
contributed by [s0d] Siddhartha || Sunflower #1 ||, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........UV rays will burn through your skin and overcook your guts.
contributed by [s0d] AbSoLuT TFC, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........I dont know how to put http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ so there.......
contributed by [s0d] Silhawk, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........you can dance today when you couldn't dance a lick yesterday!!
contributed by [s0d] Silhawk, silhawk@comcast.net
..........that hot, melted chocolate isnt warm when you step on it
contributed by [s0d] -rozilla-, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........you cant have fun drinking beer
contributed by [s0d] OCFE, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
contributed by [s0d] Siddhartha, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........the Empire State Building has any marshmallows in it
contributed by [s0d] Mean Joe Green, silhawk@comcast.net
..........you cant go to the website that everyone is posting!
contributed by http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........that the FBI is spying on you with little tiny robots hidden in your computer mouse that comes out at night and watches you sleep
contributed by [s0d] Snowknight26, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........there isn't an unknown alien race of underpants stealing dwarfs living undfer your bed!!
contributed by [s0d] +|_|r0|<, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........U cant shove shit up other peoples ass's and send em to mars
contributed by sidds ass, Northeastcustoms.com/board
..........SHIT because you are not worthy of being paranoid in the first place!
contributed by holy god jizz, www.whatthefuck.com
..........your computer will blow up any moment because of the massive amounts of pron you have on it.
contributed by [s0d] RozillA, http://www.sunflowersofdeath.cjb.net
..........you will be hunted by the infamous butt pirate, Siddhartha!
contributed by barbed wire, http://www.lostsheep.com/paranoid.asp
..........there isn't life after death.
contributed by [es oh dee] Pube, kubedog@msn.com
..........that all the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey.
contributed by [s0d] -rozilla-, www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........other people are
contributed by [s0d] abe, Santo Domingo...abe_paniagua
..........BOWZER PWNZ J00 ALL!!!!11!!11!!1!!!11!!!
contributed by www.northeastcustoms.net/board, [s0d] AbSLUT TFC
..........That can't play Super Mario World and beat off to pixelated Princess Peach
contributed by Y HALO THAT BUTTSECKZ?? LOLOL, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........U cant Beat da meat
contributed by Sidds son, Up ur ass
..........that the itiching you feel right now isnt some horrible alien bug feeding on your skin tell it pops out and licks you
contributed by [s0d] OCFE, from outer space
..........You can't continue to play internet games in your parents basement with your pants around your ankles !!!!oneoneoneoneone!!one
contributed by [s0d] Wikkid Clown, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........Wild monkeys are going to attack your face any moment!
contributed by [s0d] Wonder Bra, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........j00 CAn'T KEEp H@X0r|ng!11!1111!!1
contributed by Loot, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........you have to quit playing TFC forever
contributed by [s0d] Snowknight26, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/
..........You should stop smokin pot!!1!!!
contributed by [s0d] Big Daddy, http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board
..........Siddhartha is about to take his clothes off!!1
contributed by [s0d] Mary Cohen, http://sunflowersofdeath.cjb.net/
..........This site isn't transmitting a computer virus to you RIGHT NOW !!!!
contributed by Siddhartha, [s0d] Sunflowers of Death || http://www.northeastcustoms.net/board/ind
..........its not happenning
contributed by thunder90@rock.com, england
..........those wrong number phone calls were really for you.
contributed by idel, something@rathervague.co.uk
..........that noise you keep hearing isn't someone behind you...no, of course it's not...they couldn't move away that fast...unless they knew when you were going to turn around...but that would mean they were reading your...oh, no, there it is again!!!
contributed by gardog, gardoglee@hotmail.com
..........jane is fucking dusty
contributed by danny d, delboy4562000@yahoo.co.uk
.........."A psychiatric is the last trend in science or the God's representative on Earth."
contributed by a maniac-compulsive-depressive-violent and not what, foff@yahoo.com
..........that the entire human race are not completely evil and don't want to make your life a misery.
contributed by a rather peeved man, none of your business sodoff@noseygits.com
.......... you have to camoflage your self
contributed by ,
..........that the queen of England is not going to move to San Franciso
contributed by me, yeah, somewhere
..........that i don't have any information on you ;)
contributed by crispexi, the depths of paranoia, unknown@dod.gov
..........your hooked up on a computer where these aliens are probing your mind with lazer beams....
contributed by LadyIceWolf, ladyicewolf@anifran.com
..........that penis enlargement spam you keep getting isn't actually directly and personally targeted at you ... even if you are a woman.
contributed by someone who wishes to remain anonymous, that means 'unknown', you know.
..........that your wife is not cheating on you. (She gives you her regards by the way)
contributed by Big muscled guy, doingitbetterthenyou@hotmail.com
..........You are not on mushrooms.
contributed by Did you see that fairy with 3 heads?, Wow, theres another one.
..........Venus won't explode, and spray fragments of molten rock all over the surface of planet Earth.
contributed by An alien, The FBI,NASA and American government have said that I cannot tell you
..........bloody hell they will find me because my eyes have been replaced by digital cameras...and...I have a microphone up my arse...and...and...they are broadcasting........aaaaargh!
contributed by how do I get out of here,myself help me help me, oh someone wont you please help me...please! sob sob
..........Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah ha ha ha..hmm ha ha...sigh!
contributed by symptom of existence again, hang on.......................
..........they havn't replaced your eyeballs with digital cameras and stuck a microphone up your arse, so that your every move can be broadcast live on a TV show, that all of your friends,family and everyone you meet tells you does not exist.
contributed by a symptom of existence, existing somewhere on planet Earth but you will never find me...ha ha
..........someone is not following you
contributed by ,
..........that you can't get a rash by doing it with strange women, or men, or men that apear to be women
contributed by On the plane back from Dallas, did you do a double finger girlie check, I think you did it with a man :P
..........you weren't right, everybody is comploting against you.
contributed by I have spy tools, Cam@yourhouse.com
..........marco will not penetrate your star
contributed by marco, marco@marco.com
..........that Yves is not going to go postal
contributed by yahooluser, yahooluser@hotmauil.com
..........you're a sheep.
contributed by ABAAAAA, baaaa@sheepmail.com
..........They're NOT out to get you
contributed by John, JMannPhotography@sc.rr.com
..........I hav 8 eyes
contributed by nobody!, devon uk
..........they're not after you
contributed by Charlie - Devon UK, Mmmm Branes@aol.com
..........you can't have sex
contributed by chester richardson, upi2000@yahoo.com
..........i'm sorry i contacted u, they're probably following u now if they weren't before, keep safe i'll contact u again....
contributed by the same neighbor as before, somewhere in europe....
..........don't listen to any of this bullshit u probably are being followed , nothin just happens everythin has a motive, keep safe and keep runnin,i'll b back
contributed by your neighbor that went missing mstyriously., balrog07@hotmail.com
..........the pizza van with the really big antenna across the road is there for a reason....wait no actually it probably is .... your screwed man!
contributed by the feds, thepizzavan@theroadoutside.com
..........your not being followed!(the voices told me...)
contributed by your mama, theguy@urhouse.com
..........You actually exist on planet Earth,it seems that I don't. I don't even know what it means to exist anymore...I know that I could have found out...but I wish now that I could have left it alone and come back,when I had the chance.
contributed by That Dead Man Again!!!!, Have a Guess.
..........That When Everyone Says 'There Is Nothing Going On',they are telling the truth. In Fact,They Are Lying! And I know They Are...Because It IS Painfully obvious that they are...There IS something going on,and they keep staring at me,hinting things,etc,etc... I know the TRUTH,but they say that I'm Mad...but I KNOW!!
contributed by The Same Dead Man!!!!, Same place as before,'nowhere'.
..........your going to live a long and happy life,in fact,mine's fucking over. Well at least the happy part...Cheers then!!! Never leave your friends,family,home town,or the one you love...You'll be bugged and watched,then hated for the rest of your so called meaningless existence,either that or you'll be locked up and/or killed by the ones you left but wanted so much to come back and be with. Also God will hate you and take it all away. I'm Sorry.
contributed by A Dead Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Nowhere now,thanks to being a paranoid evil arsehole all of my life.
..........STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!
contributed by Therapy Patient #1172, Kentucky/therapypatient@dygo.com
..........I'm not Evan
contributed by Evan, BEHIND YOU
..........that younger cousins like Jonny and Jeremy aren't sexy.
contributed by evie, ...
..........Evan isn't secretly planning to rape your younger cousin.
contributed by i hate you, evan., jipdog1@aol.com
..........Ed Clays house on 150 Jewett in buffalo (716-837-4552) wont be blown up by me.
contributed by yo momma, b-lo
..........British fiend Edmund Benedict Arbuthnot Clay's crazy British grandparents wont blow up America
contributed by yo momma, west siiiieede..
..........just a figment of some advance being's imagination.
contributed by oh noooo, you won't get my name like that... you bastards!, Ecuador/Italy/Canada
..........your not an android.
contributed by tim, robotic east london
..........you won't be fucked some way by yanks in Iraq.
contributed by Sorry I'm too paranoid to give my name or email, nah
..........Diego Forlan will ever score
contributed by manc hater, manc_scum@hotmail.com
..........you have to keep eating breakfast out of my tightey whiteys.
contributed by Richard Nixon, gloobes@hotmail.com
..........they're not secretly collecting your semen to make mutant clones of you!
contributed by Narcan, Chinaski9000@hotmail.com
..........swarms of mutant otters arn't waiting to beat you with frozen trout next time you leave your house.
contributed by Artichokial Intelligenz, pluto, just behind that shrub you're scared of.
..........you can't eat asparagus.
contributed by the World Asparagus Advisory Board,
..........That they aren't .... arrghhhh! cough cough, ....
contributed by Hey, c'mere... looka dis...., Oh hell, just delete that stuff...
..........you can't sleep
contributed by a, a
.............we ALL want to kill you...only some of us hate you that much
contributed by MadlyRED, PWOT
..........THATS REALLY MI6 BEHIND YOUR BACK
contributed by TED THE DEAD HEDONIST, gdw61@dial.pipex.com
..........ThE VoIcES In YoUR heAd ReALly aRE DisTuRBiNg OtHErS
contributed by Eric - Nominated Speaker, London
..........fuck you.
contributed by hello, abc@abc.com
..........there isn't someone sneaking up behind you.
contributed by use your imagination, saturdaynightlive@aol.com
..........those penguins have the right to keep eating away at your sanity
contributed by an extremely paranoid fairy, why so many questions? You're one of them aren't you!
..........that everyone is staring at that huge zit on your nose
contributed by Lewis, that's all you need to know
..........that Brisco & Curtis are pulling your LUDS as we speak... make sure they read you your rights!
contributed by Meyet, not that you can't trace it, but I'm still not saying
..........that its th Alcohol Tobbacco & Firearms Agency knocking on your door
contributed by Oh God, are you registering my IP?, Over There
..........that you have to leave a message on this board
contributed by mike, livi, gixer2k@hotmail.com
..........You've just smoked the FEAR!
contributed by Del, lost@lostsheep.com
..........im not telling you
contributed by danny taylor, warrington dannytaylor@fuckya.orgy.com.getfucked
..........youve got a dick hanging outta your zip
contributed by danny taylor, warrington,
..........that your watching me rite now. ya arent are ya? please god, not again
contributed by im not tellin you, you'll find me, osama_bin_laden@imfucked.orgy.com
.......... that evry time you here a noise behind you while walkin down a dark alley way every nite that there is someone stalking you. rite? will someone please tell me!!!
contributed by barry, new york, usa
..........your mum's a male cross breed of an elephant and a rat
contributed by mandy clayton, warrington, england randymandy@boltblue.com
..........that varg vikernes doesn't stink
contributed by euronymous, helvete
.............that the woodpeckers aren't in league with the government. .-- .... --- .----. ... / - .... .- - / -... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
contributed by Your second cousin , America
..........they`re not watching you
contributed by conkon, conkon@o2.pl
..........it's not you
contributed by Daz, daz@acidtrance.info
..........you're paranoid?
contributed by PJ, Thailand
..........she's really a ladyboy
contributed by Darren, Bangkok
..........its an excuse to spell words wrongly
contributed by Connor, Livingston
..........the guy standing outide with the radio is actually anything to do with The Feds
contributed by Connor, Livingston
..........that wherever you go you won't find yourself
contributed by confused, a hacked smtp server in Thailand
..........You're a schitzophrenic too
contributed by Livicrew, Livingston
..........that they aren't bugging your every phone call, especially the one where you ordered a kilo of coke, a crate of Kalishnikov rifles, two boxes of semtex and a blow up doll with three holes and pulsating action.
contributed by Oh God, are you registering my IP?, Over There
..........that it is Mayo on your kebab
contributed by Turkish Jizz, Food Standards Agency
..........that they're watching you.....not that I thought they were watching me....Oh God they're watching me aren't they?!!!!!
contributed by Etherdream, etherdream@email.com
..........You have to live with it!
contributed by Dan Harris, dan@dwrharris.co.uk
..........It can't happen twice. In 10 minutes. In Manhattan.
contributed by Someone totally shocked, www.lostsheep.com
..........well you tell me what it means!!!!!
contributed by ARGGGHHH!@ARRRGGGHH.COM, A@B
..........You've an excuse to be ugly
contributed by TBB, terry@kooshty.co.uk
..........THAT YOU ARE WRONG.
contributed by poyata, hey@poyata.com
..........that however far run, or where ever you hide you will always be in the space that your in!!
contributed by chris, madrid
..........your partner hasn't cracked open the 40 year old single malt when she got home pissed
contributed by Andy, Edinburgh
.............See I told you
contributed by Tsunami, tsunami@microsoft.com
..........that every key stroke is recorded!!!!
contributed by globalwanker, wank@tissueplease sir.cum
..........You're gonna wake up
contributed by Theo Hooper, Edinburgh, theohooper@hotmail.com
..........you deserve that halfpounder with cheese
contributed by Jag "Fucknut" Hag, Luton Scumpits
..........everytime your partner comes home and heads straight for the shower.. does not mean he or she is having an affair. Right?
contributed by It wasnt me..., ghost@ghostville
..........They are not out to get you!
contributed by L.Dellow, Putney
..........you're not
contributed by del, here
..........they don't know what you're thinking
contributed by d, somewhere sunny
..........Are you talking about me? I am not paranoid??
contributed by Livewire, Edinburgh
..........you're a bad person....you're just f**ked in the head.
contributed by Phil, No fixed abode
..............anything that people say relates to you!
contributed by Andy Diamond, Edinburgh
..........your EX isnt around the corner.
contributed by Rossco., OZ.
..........you aren't confused by double negatives (or not)
contributed by ben, london
..........no-one is watching you
contributed by bunny girl, ash@hotmail.com
..........you HAVE to use Secure Shells behind a firewall
contributed by Anonymous, Same place as guy below.
..........javascript:nslookup("client.address");
contributed by The World Wide Webster, Edinburgh, Scotland
..........you have to use f***ing ASPs
contributed by Amateur WebDesigner Hater, formerly@globalfarmers.com
..........you have a hangover.
contributed by resident piss artist, the big white telephone
..........'";c:\cmd.exe
contributed by '";c:\cmd.exe, '";c:\cmd.exe
..........They are talking about you
contributed by Peter Duncan, Livingston, Scotland
..........the end is far away..
contributed by Del, SE1
..........there's no God
contributed by Jesus, Heaven
..........you're not being followed
contributed by PJ, Edinburgh, Scotland